LONG LIVE BACHELORS

HUSBAND&WIFE

PROVERBS

DON'T MARRY FOR MONEY;YOU CAN BORROW IT CHEAPER.

MEN HAVE AN BETTER TIME THAN WOMEN;FOR ONE THING,

THEY MARRY LATER,&FOR ANOTHER THING,THEY DIE EARLIER.

WHEN A NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE SMILES ,EVERY ONE KNOWS WHY.

                        BUT

WHEN A TEN YEAR OLD COUPLE SMILES ,EVERY ONE WONDERS WHY?

WHEN A MAN OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE,ONE THING IS SURE; THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE  

I ASKED MY WIFE WERE TO GO DURING OUR ANNIVERSARY;SHE TOLD:SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER WENT,I ASKED:"HOW ABOUT THE KITCHEN.